TIN CAN CONFERENCE PHONES
From the Telecom Division of S&H Systems Corps. comes the latest development in conference call technology. Sound waves are created as the air vibrates in response to speech or other sounds. The ear collects these sound waves and converts them into nerve impulses which the brain interprets as sound. Discuss the details of mergers and/or acquisitions of domestic and/or global corporations with those bastards from the Houston Astros with this four-way voice-transmitting device. Now that was a productive meeting.
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