CRAPPY PLASTIC KEYCHAIN
Items commonly attached to a metal key ring include: bottle openers, USB drives, whistles, laser pointers, Swiss Army knives, rabbit's feet, nail clippers, tape measures and flash lights, among others. Items attached to this metal key ring are limited to one circularly oblong shaped piece of thick and pliable plastic. Under patent number US8296345, Crappy Plastic Keychain® does one thing and one thing only: it will hold your keys.
Hunk of white plastic / Snap-on clip / Metal key ring / 1.85" diameter