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FACIAL COMPOSITE

Ever wonder what you'd look like to the general public while hiding out on the lam, ducking the cops as they investigate your involvement in a very serious crime? Well we've got a solution that won't end up ruining your life! With the S&H "Facial Composite" service, you'll receive an email with a list of questions that will help us determine the best way to render your appearance in the most effective manner to bring the swift hammer of justice down on your fugitive ass. You'll receive your portrait in an 8" x 10" frame, immediately ready for hanging on the walls of FBI headquarters. (Great to try out on a friend too!)

(Thanks to our test subject, Noah.)

Graphite on paper / Portrait frame / 8" x 10"

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$200.00

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NCAA MINI HOOP

It's March Madness time again, and we're kicking it off with our annual bracket contest. Like when McD's hits us with the McRib, the bighead hoops are back. These three iconic college players brought us the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and some impressive comedic touch for good measure. Each is a limited edition of one, and available exclusively here, in the THINGS! store.

Poster board, plastic, various metal, cloth*

*Ball pictured is Sam's janky childhood ball. We lost ours over the fence due to Kylan's Mutumbo-like swat. Ball with purchase will be brand spankin' new.

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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AMPY THE AMPERSAND™ PATCH

In English-speaking schools when reciting the alphabet, any letter that could also be used as a word in itself was preceded by the Latin expression per se. Also, it was common practice to add at the end of the alphabet the "&" sign as the 27th letter, pronounced and. Thus, the recitation of the alphabet would end in: "X, Y, Z and per se and". This last phrase was routinely slurred to "ampersand" and the term crept into common English usage by around 1837.

Chenille, embroidery, and felt / 4¾ x 4½"

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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TIN CAN CONFERENCE PHONES

From the Telecom Division of S&H Systems Corps. comes the latest development in conference call technology. Sound waves are created as the air vibrates in response to speech or other sounds. The ear collects these sound waves and converts them into nerve impulses which the brain interprets as sound. Discuss the details of mergers and/or acquisitions of domestic and/or global corporations with those bastards from the Houston Astros with this four-way voice-transmitting device. Now that was a productive meeting.
© S&H Systems Corps. 2012

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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PREPAID TEXT MESSAGE

From the Telecom Division of S&H Systems Corps. comes the latest development in SMS technology. Talking is lame. We all know it. In situations where voice communication is impossible or undesirable, you may now carry out a conversation without the constraint of being expected to reply within a short amount of time, and without needing to set aside time to engage in conversation. Covered under the 46th largest wireless telecommunications network in the world, u and ur friends can now LYFAO 2gether 4eva!
© S&H Systems Corps. 2012
CYA L8TR

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Below is a quick outline of our Shipping and Return policies for your viewing pleasure. You’ll likely agree this is not the most exciting part of visiting our website, but it’s a necessity. In a recent office poll, “customer satisfaction” was unanimously voted our #1 priority. Oddly, loading the showroom dishwasher was dead last. Anyway…

SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

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BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - BORN IN THE U.S.A.

Hand illustrated redrawing of the 1984 album cover. Comes with the original 12" record. Edition of one.

Sharpie marker, gouache, and pen on blank record sleeve / vinyl / 12" X 12"

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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THE PRETENDERS - PRETENDERS

Hand illustrated redrawing of the 1980 album cover. Comes with the original 12" record. Edition of one.

Sharpie marker and gouache on blank record sleeve / vinyl / 12" X 12"

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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RIHANNA - A GIRL LIKE ME

Hand illustrated redrawing of the 2006 album cover. Comes with the original 12" record. Edition of one.

Sharpie marker and gouache on blank record sleeve / vinyl / 12" X 12"

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Below is a quick outline of our Shipping and Return policies for your viewing pleasure. You’ll likely agree this is not the most exciting part of visiting our website, but it’s a necessity. In a recent office poll, “customer satisfaction” was unanimously voted our #1 priority. Oddly, loading the showroom dishwasher was dead last. Anyway…

SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

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BLUES JAM SET

Hey, let's get together and make some heady jams. I'll take the tambourine and lay down a kind rhythm. Then, you'll take the harmonica and belt out a trippy effect on top. My super chill buddy Trent can fill in on the maraca. Cool beans, man. Edition one of three.

Tambourine / Harmonica with custom S&H case / Maraca / Corrugated cardboard box / 8 x 8 x 3½"

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

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STARTUP BRAND LABEL KIT

Call it a template. A label generating Mad Lib. Or just really... random? Fashion world fame can be yours with this Startup Brand Label Kit. Just follow the tried and true formula and before you know it, you're looking at your new brand's official label package. There: all the hard work is done. Now go knock out that collection.

Woven labels / Main: 3¾ x 2" / Basic: 3 x ½" / Size: 1½ x 3"

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

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DREAM TEAM MINI HOOP

In honor of the start to the 2012 Summer Olympics and the 20th Anniversary of the greatest Dream Team ever assembled (sorry Kobe), we've chosen our three favorite players (sorry Christian Laettner) from that team and created original works of art. Each is a limited edition of one, and available exclusively here, in the THINGS! store.

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

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ART STOOL

Revision of a vintage collapsable camp stool. Hand painted with perforated leather custom seat cushion. This little stool will work as decoration or emergency seating for the playoffs. Edition of 1.

Steel / Gouache / Leather / 12" x 13" x 6" (in other words... very small)

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Below is a quick outline of our Shipping and Return policies for your viewing pleasure. You’ll likely agree this is not the most exciting part of visiting our website, but it’s a necessity. In a recent office poll, “customer satisfaction” was unanimously voted our #1 priority. Oddly, loading the showroom dishwasher was dead last. Anyway…

SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

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S&H X CHOCOLATE EDITIONS

Collaborating with Chocolate Editions, only 25 of these neapolitan bars were made. Each with unique, original artwork created by the Shipley & Halmos Art Department. No two are alike. A golden ticket has been placed inside one bar's wrapper. If you find this golden ticket, you'll receive a coupon code good for ANY ITEM YOU WANT * from this e-commerce store for FREE!
(* THINGS! items excluded)
Limit of two per customer.

Mixed media on wrappers / Dark (72%) and White (36%) Chocolate and Natural Strawberry / 3 oz.

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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"BULLSHIT" REFEREE KIT

With the S&H Systems Corps. "Bullshit" Referee Kit, you'll be responsible for presiding over all aspects of life - social or professional - from a neutral point of view while making "on the fly" decisions that maintain the order of things.
Downloadable instructions
© S&H Systems Corps. 2011

Printed silk / Anasazi beans / Jute cording / Plastic

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

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"THE MAG" DOG COLLAR

Soft and warm. Loving. Caring. Only to serve you. They open their feelings like a cavernous book, and they'll bite your ass if you hurt them. They have that exotic "je ne sais quoi" of a distant but familiar accent. Their bedroom manners could use some work, but we'll get past that. They're your dog, and they deserve these hand-made, one-of-a-kind dog collars.

Printed fabric / Nylon webbing / Plastic clasp

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

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S&H ART MATERIALS PAINT KIT

S&H Art Materials brings you this customized paint kit for the burgeoning artist that is you. Colors hand mixed by the S&H pigment lab. You know you've dreamed about your retrospective at Astrup Fearnley Museet for Moderne Kunst. If you're just starting now, let's be honest, you've got a long way to go... a great start is only a couple clicks away. Edition of 20.

6 acrylic colors / 3 brushes / Water tin / Canvas rag / Kraft box / 9" x 6¼" x 2½"

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-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

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-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

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-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

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LED ZEPPELIN - I

"The cover of Led Zeppelin... shows the Hindenburg airship, in all its phallic glory, going down in flames. The image did a pretty good job of encapsulating the music inside: sex, catastrophe and things blowing up." -Greg Kot, Rolling Stone

Hand illustrated redrawing of the 1969 album cover. Comes with the original 12" record. Edition of one.

Sharpie marker and gouache on blank record sleeve / vinyl / 12" X 12"

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-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

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-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

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SIMON AND GARFUNKEL - BOOKENDS

Hand illustrated redrawing of the 1968 album cover. Comes with the original 12" record. Edition of one.

Sharpie marker on blank record sleeve / vinyl / 12" X 12"

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-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

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-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

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LIONEL RICHIE - DANCING ON THE CEILING

Hand illustrated redrawing of the 1986 album cover. Comes with the original 12" record. Edition of one.

Sharpie marker and gouache on blank record sleeve / vinyl / 12" X 12"

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

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I <3 ANNA BUTTON

You know who...

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-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

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TAXI HAILER

Here's a little help for those of you constantly being passed by Taxis, left there alone with your hands in the hair. Regardless of rain, snow, or rush hour, you're guaranteed to be spotted with this practical device. (Just don't whistle or yell "taxi!". You look like a tourist)

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-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

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-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

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DOG

Comes in usually groups of 4-6, "Dog" is a wonderful edition to any home. Named Momo, "Dog" comes with 4 legs, a tail, and a customized collar with emblazoned logo and name tag. Limited edition of one. Seriously though, if you really want "Dog", you should get one here.

Mostly Carbon based material / Trace amounts of Zinc

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-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

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-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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MADE IN S&H STICKERS

Ever wish you were from somewhere else? Ever think the things you own wished they were from somewhere else? Well now you and everything you own can be Made in S&H.

Gold foil adhesive backed sticker on wax paper

Shipping to the country of Val Verde available

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-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

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STICK CRAYONS

Set of three stick crayons imported all the way from Peru. Tied in a bright and colorful bracelet woven from the hairs of rare technicolored alpacas.* Carved with the trademark S&H ampersand (limited edition of 2) and includes a miniature alpaca pin.

*Unverified

Wood, wax, string, wire and safety pin / Dimensions and colors vary

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-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

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E 2ND STREET AND 1ST AVE

Illustration of the corner of East 2nd Street and 1st Ave. drawn from a cell phone photo taken on the roof of my friend's building.
-KL

Pen on Paper / 8¼ X 10¾

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

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PINHOLE CAMERA

This one-of-a-kind, hand-painted pinhole camera comes with tough-as-hell 1mm thick paperboard parts for the camera body and plastic spools to advance and rewind the film so you can go ahead and blow a whole roll, unlike those lousy one-hitter pinholes. Or just let it sit on your shelf with the other cameras you don’t use. It depends on what your deal is, you know? Either way, instructions and two rolls of 35mm film are included.

Gouache on paperboard with plastic / 4¼” X 2¼” X 1¼”

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-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

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-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

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BEER SLEEVE

From S&H Systems Corps. comes the ideal beer koozie. Opaqueness provides anonymity to enjoy your beverage in peace. Perfect for a park bench or your cousin’s dry wedding, the S&H Systems Corps. Beer Sleeve combines utility with the elegance that only you deserve. Customers who bought this item also bought the S&H Systems Corps. Bottle Opener… Probably. © S&H Systems Corps. 2011

Black ink on kraft paper bag / 4″ X 7¾ X 2½

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-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

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BADGE-IN-A-BOX SERIES

Assorted collection of sourced vintage pinback buttons carefully mounted in wood shadowbox frames. Each piece is edition 1 of 1 and includes a wall hanging mount as well as a letter of provenance certified by your dear friends at Shipley & Halmos.

Various sizes as photographed

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-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

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-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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MYSTERY FLOWER SEEDS

You’re ready to start your summer gardening, but can’t decide what to plant first. Well don’t. Decide to embrace the unknown with these mystery seeds. Wait in anticipation and see what grows from your soil. A giant oak tree? A Venus fly trap? Poison Ivy? Probably not. But we also can’t say definitely not!?*

*Definitely not.

Store-bought seeds / 3¼” x 4½” / Painted for anonymity

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-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

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-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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BOTTLE OPENER*

Combining sleek, modern design with ease and functionality, this offering from S&H Systems Corps. will prevent you from continuing to be that guy at the party wandering around like, “uhh… where’s the bottle opener?”. Enjoy your beer anywhere and look cool doing it.
© S&H Systems Corps. 2011

*Legal Edit: This device is void of any lighter fluid. Obviously. It’s a bottle opener.

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-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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NYC PLAYING CARDS

It’s been said that New York City is the epicenter of creativity. We honor the individuals who we believe are New York’s artistic royalty with a custom deck of casino quality playing cards.

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SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


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PENCIL KIT

This #2 pencil kit will help you reach your artistic goals. As you use the pencil, your path toward the MoMA retrospective becomes closer and closer. The artist canvas carrying case is trimmed with hand-dyed leather and includes 12 pencils.

Case: 100% cotton canvas / Trim: 100% genuine Italian calfskin / 4¾“ x 8¼“

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Below is a quick outline of our Shipping and Return policies for your viewing pleasure. You’ll likely agree this is not the most exciting part of visiting our website, but it’s a necessity. In a recent office poll, “customer satisfaction” was unanimously voted our #1 priority. Oddly, loading the showroom dishwasher was dead last. Anyway…

SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

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PERSONALITY LIST POSTER

The Muse. We all have them. For some, it’s a Kardashian. For others, it’s Buddha. For S&H Publishers, it’s these folks. We created this list one evening, and find it interesting to see their names lined up neatly in black text when in reality, their pursuits are nothing close to similar or ordinary. All posters are hand-numbered (edition of 30) and signed by Sam Shipley and Jeff Halmos. Custom shipping box included.

22¼” x 30¼” / Printed in USA

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$60.00

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Below is a quick outline of our Shipping and Return policies for your viewing pleasure. You’ll likely agree this is not the most exciting part of visiting our website, but it’s a necessity. In a recent office poll, “customer satisfaction” was unanimously voted our #1 priority. Oddly, loading the showroom dishwasher was dead last. Anyway…

SHIPPING:

-We ship everywhere in the good old US of A and a large selection of international countries.

-All orders are shipped from either NYC or N. Bergen, NJ. Transit times vary by shipping method and proximity to the above locations.

-We ship exclusively via UPS. All orders are shipped on business days (Monday – Friday) excluding holidays.

-Orders are processed pending product availability.

RETURNS:

-You can return products for any reason for a refund of the purchase price, provided that you comply with our Return and Refund Policy and you request authorization to return such products within fourteen (14) days of initial delivery of the product.

-All returned products must be unworn, unwashed, undamaged, unused, unaltered and in their original saleable condition and packaging with the tags still attached (as applicable). In other words – if you wear it, you own it!

-All return requests should be sent directly to service@shipley-halmos.com. No returns will be accepted without prior authorization from S&H.

-At this time we are unable to accept requests for exchanges.

-Any products included in the “Sale” section are NOT returnable. All “Sale” orders are final sale.

-Our Return and Refund Policy is applicable only to products purchased through shipley-halmos.com.


If you have additional questions or would like to see our complete Customer Service policies, you can find them here.

See, that wasn’t too bad. Now all you gotta do is click the little “x” in the upper right corner of this window and get back to shopping.
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